5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
