I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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