ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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