Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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