I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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