He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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