Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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