he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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