Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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