Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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