he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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