I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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