I want to make a zoo with you.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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