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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him

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(678): View more from Georgia

He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it

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(641): View more from Iowa

Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples

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(615): View more from Tennessee

you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister

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(214): View more from Texas

After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"

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(806): View more from Texas

Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.

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