everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
How drunk are you?
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