ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize