Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
