I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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