ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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