Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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