Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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