So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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