careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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