Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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