do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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