IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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