How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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