morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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