This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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I need you to use more vowels.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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