i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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