i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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