if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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