i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Can Purell be used as lube?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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