Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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