Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You were trust falling into bushes
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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