I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
