idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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