Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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