508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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