I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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