Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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