But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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