How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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