walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Bring me that man meat
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Two words: nipple clamps
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