I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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