Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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