Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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