Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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