This is the prime rib incident all over again
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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