I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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