How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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