Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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