no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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