I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
