Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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